Andrew Orvedahl

We were driving along talking about Burger King ads and my dad said, "He needs to wipe that smile off his face and… https://t.co/EBlOWyQHeB

RT @KarenKilgariff: Me vibing you into silence so I can tell my unrelated anecdote https://t.co/of23PxPrW0

@cassandraschoon Oh god

RT @JohnnyMcNulty: I told my fifth grader that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wanted to take $7 out of every $10 she makes and my fifth grader to…

@ChrisCubas I think that is the hardest acting challenge in the world: Serious naked karate.

@morgan_murphy @80miles Haha this reminds me of the time Joss Whedon was in the UCB green room and I was like hmmm… https://t.co/CzgFId0iTa

If you missed the season premiere of Those Who Can't, it airs again tonight at 6! Here's a sneak peek of episode 2,… https://t.co/4gFoKvagX8

@MikeDrucker I was surprised that director didn't get more stuff after that.

@mikefossey They invented superglue to seal up battlefield wounds really quickly, so drizzle it all over your cuts!

John Wick is Boondock Saints for readers.