Andrew Orvedahl

RT @natsantonia: To my writer friends. Just keep going. I was rejected over 48 times before I got my 49th rejection.

@RRinehart2012 @momowelch have you seen this?

@usedwigs You have to admit, $32 for a divorce is a bargain tho

The Mandalorian seems like a mercenary ploy to sell baby yoda toys and I am FURIOUS that these toys are not yet available.

RT @RheaButcher: Please watch @joekjoek’s half hour from last week on @standup and then also @TotallyAllen and @thegissilent tonight too. G…

Girlfriend: What's ur craziest fantasy? (Imagines surprising the LARPers in the park with a horde of people in movi… https://t.co/NzeTgLWVnP

RT @ShutUpAndrosky: “what am i gonna do on my first day in prison? approach the biggest toughest guy in the joint and CHALLENGE HIM TO A BA…

@kingthor *starting to cry* No actually

Might fuck around and have an undeserved full sugar coke today like a real bad boy.

@andy_peters That was the most awkward shit ever. Also, he seemed to forget the line mid-sentence.