Andrew Orvedahl

@heymonroe @johnwenzel Sounds like a festival of all things Wenzel

@usedwigs I'm sorry- my long time spent as a NJ Devils fan has turned me into a piece of shit.

@usedwigs Wait the mayor of Philly doesn't like gross things? Hay-o

@usedwigs Another option: when your hand hits their fist, grasp it and then begin shifting imaginary gears while ma… https://t.co/GGDSP5FVeq

RT @JoshBlueComedy: Please join me for my art show! Lots of new paintings in wood sculptures. They call me the Palsy Pollock! https://t.co/…

It's so cool how we let old people drive until they demonstrate they can't by backing over a kid or some shit.

@BuzzFeedNews @JordanPeele Dude please make a sci-fi thriller about this shit.

@CaytonHolland @iCMarrs Thank you Adam I will Venmo you the $15 as promised

RT @TheThomason: "How did you resist the evil of 2018, papa?" "Well, everyday there was a new funny picture to make fun of, and we all made…

RT @GreatSpiritCF: #Wisconsin! The Great Spirit Comedy Fest launches THIS WEEKEND in Downtown #Manitowoc! Incredible line-up of comedians,…