Andrew Orvedahl

RT @AlexisGirlNovak: Here I go using the internet for good. I am looking for a writers assistant job. I have written for @mcsweeneys and @M…

@robdelaney @ihatejoelkim I'm genuinely trying to get cats in it.

RT @timcarvell: Hi! Tom Cruise is five years older in "Mission: Impossible: Fallout" than Wilford Brimley was in "Cocoon"! I don't know wha…

RT @GHardstark: Honestly this sounds like a perfect day https://t.co/ad3K40Rrdp

There's a crotch rocket meetup at this gas station so if anyone is trying to get ahold of a deadbeat dad let me know.

I can't share this across enough platforms. I'm about to post it on Next Door. https://t.co/oAnknwvTda

@kingthor Denvarr

I've owned a home for six days and I'm already obsessed with liquid soil aerators and tankless water heaters. My life is over now.

RT @CaytonHolland: Season Three of #ThoseWhoCant coming down the pipe. Patience, gang! The date draws near! https://t.co/QmbT32UbyJ

@lunderfulkimp @blacksab67 @MaraWilson No but he looks like one of mine!